Bubba Squatch (Crisp evergreens with tart cranberry warmth)

"Now I reckon folks been tellin' stories 'bout me for years. Some say I'm eight feet tall. Some say I can outrun a deer. One feller swears he seen me wrestle a black bear over the last cold beer. They's all wrong... it weren't the last one."

"Truth is, if ya wanna smell like you just wandered outta the deepest patch of Tennessee timber with spruce needles stuck in your boots, pine sap on your hands, and a pocket full of wild cranberries, you done found the right bottle. This here ain't no fancy city smell. It's blue spruce, northern pine, Douglas fir, cedarwood, and enough rugged mountain soul to make a lumberjack straighten his back. I wear it 'cause bears respect it, squirrels quit laughin', and even the wind slows down long enough to ask what I'm wearin'."

"So grab yourself a bottle of Bubba Squatch, slick it in that beard, crack open a cold one, and if somebody asks whether Bigfoot's real... just grin, take another sip, and tell 'em, 'Depends... how much beer ya got left?'" 🌲🍺

Scent Profile Outcome & Vibe

Blue Spruce, Northern Pine, Douglas Fir, Cedarwood, Tart Cranberry, Balsam Fir Resin, Vanilla Musk, Oakmoss, Tonka Bean

Opening: The first impression is a rush of crisp mountain air bursting through towering evergreens. Blue spruce takes center stage with its cool, clean bite, while northern pine adds a bright, resinous freshness. Douglas fir rounds out the opening with a rich forest depth that feels like stepping onto a pine-covered trail just after sunrise.

Heart: As the evergreens settle, the fragrance becomes deeper and more rugged. Cedarwood lends a dry, woody backbone while black tea introduces a subtle earthy sophistication that keeps the blend from becoming overly sharp. Tart cranberry emerges naturally, adding a bright pop of wild fruit that feels fresh and authentic rather than sweet.

Dry-Down: The finish is smooth, resinous, and exceptionally long-lasting. Balsam wraps the woods in rich evergreen warmth, while oakmoss adds the scent of damp forest floor and aged bark. Tonka bean soften the edges without turning gourmand and ties everything together with a warm, resinous richness that lingers for hours.

Vibe: Bubba Squatch is rugged without smelling dirty, fresh without smelling soapy, and masculine without relying on heavy cologne notes. It's the scent of worn flannel, muddy boots, cold mountain mornings, and a camp tucked so deep in the woods that only legends know the way.


Beard Oil Carrier Blend: Meadowfoam Seed, Black Castor, Jojoba, Sweet Almond, Argan, Lanolin & Vitamin E Oils.

Beard Oil Carrier Blend (Bird): Ostrich, Emu, Meadowfoam Seed, Black Castor, Jojoba, Sweet Almond, Argan, Lanolin & Vitamin E Oils.

Beard Nektar: Shea Olein, Meadowfoam Seed, Black Castor, Jojoba, Sweet Almond, Argan Oils.

Cologne Ingredients: Perfumer's Alcohol, Distilled Water & Glycerin